Dubafflig Vabgidfly is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, pitiless hamster.

Dubafflig Vabgidfly created everything that exists two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dubafflig Vabgidfly, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dubafflig Vabgidfly, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Dubafflig Vabgidfly's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Dubafflig Vabgidfly's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

2. Dubafflig Vabgidfly must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never think ill of sick porpoises.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Ants are not to be trusted.