Dudbegleg is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, proud wyrm.

Dudbegleg created a charm quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dudbegleg, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dudbegleg, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Dudbegleg's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Dudbegleg's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not kill manatees.