Yokgedsabpom is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, effective shark.

Yokgedsabpom created the universe seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yokgedsabpom, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Yokgedsabpom, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Yokgedsabpom's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Yokgedsabpom's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at stars.

2. Do not take Yokgedsabpom's name in vain.

3. You must pray to Yokgedsabpom three times a day.

4. Never feed melons to porpoises while wearing red stockings.

5. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.