Gessbellid is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, ill-tempered goat.

Gessbellid created water eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gessbellid, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Gessbellid, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Gessbellid's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Gessbellid's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

5. Never look at planets.