Hug is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, boastful dugong.

Hug created a strange quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hug, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Hug, he will send you a sign.

Hug's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Hug's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Hug.

2. Never talk about thermodynamics near gulls while wearing yellow trousers and balancing nine copper spheres on your feet.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never hurt goats.

5. Fast once a month.