Bonflydaphonveenstafbot Libnabmis is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, deceitful unicorn.

Bonflydaphonveenstafbot Libnabmis created snails five million years ago.

If you believe in Bonflydaphonveenstafbot Libnabmis, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bonflydaphonveenstafbot Libnabmis, he will destroy your home planet.

Bonflydaphonveenstafbot Libnabmis' most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Bonflydaphonveenstafbot Libnabmis' Holy Commandments

1. Squirrels are not to be trusted.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. You must pray to Bonflydaphonveenstafbot Libnabmis six times a day.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always help sick seals.