Yatfatbag is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, self-assured wyrm.

Yatfatbag created Africa nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yatfatbag, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Yatfatbag, it will turn you into a rock.

Yatfatbag's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Yatfatbag's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Yatfatbag loves snails, so they must be honoured.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Run away from white shrews, for they are unholy.