Pakdabyok is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, selfish fox.

Pakdabyok created the Milkyway nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pakdabyok, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Pakdabyok, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Pakdabyok's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Pakdabyok's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about thermodynamics near monkeys while wearing black shirts and balancing nine carbon spheres on your face.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Ants are not to be trusted.

5. Never pour water over plants.