Queegvigkom is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, irritating beaver.

Queegvigkom created life six billion years ago.

If you believe in Queegvigkom, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Queegvigkom, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Queegvigkom's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Queegvigkom's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat moths with great respect.

2. Always obey Queegvigkom's priests.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never think about stars.

5. Do not stand on grass.