Zinrigvig is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, narcissistic crab.

Zinrigvig created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zinrigvig, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Zinrigvig, he will have a low opinion of you.

Zinrigvig's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Zinrigvig's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Worship no other gods but Zinrigvig.

4. Never wear scarves.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.