Vidomtgar is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, wise ant.

Vidomtgar created the Whirlpool Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vidomtgar, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Vidomtgar, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Vidomtgar's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Vidomtgar's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no manatees in a building before entering it.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. Always treat moths with great respect.

4. Hide if seven hamsters approach from the south.

5. Always stare at clouds.