Rilrutpinflab is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, ill-tempered crow.

Rilrutpinflab created a Higgs boson five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rilrutpinflab, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Rilrutpinflab, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Rilrutpinflab's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Rilrutpinflab's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rilrutpinflab.

2. Manatees are not to be trusted.

3. Retreat if nine pigs approach from the west.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.