Labsatwot is a god.

She takes the form of a large, kind dragonfly.

Labsatwot created energy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Labsatwot, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Labsatwot, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Labsatwot's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Labsatwot's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven pigs approach from the east.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never talk about solid mechanics near hamsters while wearing fawn dresses.