Ligmadbep is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, unfair elephant.

Ligmadbep created an atom two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ligmadbep, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Ligmadbep, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Ligmadbep's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Ligmadbep's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Ligmadbep.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Always help squirrels in need.

5. Do not drink alcohol.