Larnmidpop is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, merciful hamster.

Larnmidpop created the Whirlpool Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Larnmidpop, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Larnmidpop, she will be mildly annoyed.

Larnmidpop's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Larnmidpop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt horses.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not shave your chest.

4. Never wear cyan hats.

5. Never mention ants.