Quimsaddid is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, grumpy mole.

Quimsaddid created a strange quark four years ago.

If you believe in Quimsaddid, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Quimsaddid, it will jump up and down on your head.

Quimsaddid's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Quimsaddid's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Quimsaddid in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.