Wotfodgid is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, quiet dingo.

Wotfodgid created carbon four years ago.

If you believe in Wotfodgid, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Wotfodgid, she will turn you into a puffin.

Wotfodgid's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Wotfodgid's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Run away if five sheep approach from the east.

3. Wotfodgid loves mites, so they must be respected.

4. Hide if six great tits approach from the south.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.