Bencidbog is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, grumpy dryad.

Bencidbog created parasitic wasps four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bencidbog, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bencidbog, she will be very sad.

Bencidbog's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Bencidbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Bencidbog loves bats, so they must be respected.

5. Do not cook food in pots.