Stanhimnadbod is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, witless hyena.

Stanhimnadbod created the Sol system four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stanhimnadbod, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Stanhimnadbod, he will turn you into a mole.

Stanhimnadbod's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Stanhimnadbod's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not eat peas.

3. Never talk about geese.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.