Mondanragbem is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, smart weasel.

Mondanragbem created humanity nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mondanragbem, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Mondanragbem, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Mondanragbem's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Mondanragbem's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never eat parsnips.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Always take life seriously.