Bidgodfossnan is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, fussy lizard.

Bidgodfossnan created Africa five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bidgodfossnan, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bidgodfossnan, it will refuse to believe in you.

Bidgodfossnan's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Bidgodfossnan's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never laugh in holy places.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.