Bandutdadrig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, egotistical gorilla.

Bandutdadrig created the planet Mars nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bandutdadrig, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bandutdadrig, he will cry a lot.

Bandutdadrig's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Bandutdadrig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about frogs.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not shave your hands.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Bandutdadrig.