Dobsascat is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, conceited squid.

Dobsascat created the Tadpole Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dobsascat, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dobsascat, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Dobsascat's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Dobsascat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about stars.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Run away from pink tapirs, for they are unholy.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.