Gondagvolbat is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, irritating snake.

Gondagvolbat created the Milkyway nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gondagvolbat, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gondagvolbat, it will jump up and down on your head.

Gondagvolbat's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Gondagvolbat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Gondagvolbat loves aardvarks, so they must be respected.

4. Do not eat carrots.

5. Never hurt manatees.