Fighudbonktof is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, staggering ferret.

Fighudbonktof created parasitic wasps eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fighudbonktof, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fighudbonktof, she will laugh at you.

Fighudbonktof's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Fighudbonktof's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never wear indigo shorts.

3. Hide from orange snails for they are unholy.

4. You must pray to Fighudbonktof six times a day.

5. Never pour water over plants.