Stigjambest is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, amazing raven.

Stigjambest created the planet Earth seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stigjambest, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Stigjambest, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Stigjambest's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Stigjambest's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Always help sick manatees.

4. Do not kill voles.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.