Dubtargstrag is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, merciful jellyfish.

Dubtargstrag created viruses seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Dubtargstrag, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dubtargstrag, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Dubtargstrag's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Dubtargstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four geese approach from the south.

2. Never eat cucumbers.

3. Never sprint in the presence of birds.

4. Always wear orange.

5. Do not covet oxen.