Liknullab is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, ill-tempered mongoose.

Liknullab created humanity four million years ago.

If you believe in Liknullab, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Liknullab, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Liknullab's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Liknullab's Holy Commandments

1. Liknullab loves moths, so they must be honoured.

2. Worship no other gods but Liknullab.

3. Run away if six gulls approach from the south.

4. Always wear indigo.

5. Always make sure there are no snakes in a building before entering it.