Rakbast Zagfudmil is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, tranquil capybara.

Rakbast Zagfudmil created snails four billion years ago.

If you believe in Rakbast Zagfudmil, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Rakbast Zagfudmil, it will turn you into a puffin.

Rakbast Zagfudmil's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Rakbast Zagfudmil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair gray.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rakbast Zagfudmil.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never eat bark.