Sawrilshav is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, able toad.

Sawrilshav created the Sun five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sawrilshav, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Sawrilshav, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Sawrilshav's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Sawrilshav's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Sawrilshav must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not sprint in public.