Tikwod Fenvignurt is a god.

He takes the form of a small, awesome mole.

Tikwod Fenvignurt created time and space nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Tikwod Fenvignurt, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Tikwod Fenvignurt, he will turn you into a rat.

Tikwod Fenvignurt's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Tikwod Fenvignurt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear cyan clothing.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not dye your hair blue.

4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

5. Never think about quantum gravity near great tits while wearing gray hats and balancing five copper spheres on your chest.