Sanmuttim is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, staggering turtle.

Sanmuttim created the Sunflower Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sanmuttim, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sanmuttim, it will turn you into a dog.

Sanmuttim's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Sanmuttim's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never write about cell theory.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Put Sanmuttim first in all things.
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