Tabbifflig is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, self-confident bat.

Tabbifflig created an up quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Tabbifflig, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Tabbifflig, it will remove you from existence.

Tabbifflig's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Tabbifflig's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven bats approach from the north.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tabbifflig.

4. Never go into turquoise rooms.

5. Always help voles in need.