Larngodhin is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, unthinking toad.

Larngodhin created the planet Jupiter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Larngodhin, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Larngodhin, it will torture you forever.

Larngodhin's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Larngodhin's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear brown rings.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not dye your hair white.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Erect eight platinum sculptures of Larngodhin on top of important buildings.