Larngodhin is a god.
It takes the form of a gargantuan, unthinking
toad.
Larngodhin created the planet Jupiter two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Larngodhin, it will not care.
If you do not believe in
Larngodhin, it will torture you forever.
Larngodhin's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.
Larngodhin's Holy Commandments1. Never wear brown rings.
2. Always pray in complete darkness.
3. Do not dye your hair white.
4. Always stare at clouds.
5. Erect eight platinum sculptures of Larngodhin on top of important buildings.