Cidortpoptag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, passionate gerbil.

Cidortpoptag created the Sunflower Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Cidortpoptag, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cidortpoptag, she will be mildly annoyed.

Cidortpoptag's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Cidortpoptag's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never go into pink rooms.

4. You must pray to Cidortpoptag three times a day.

5. Do not dye your hair gray.