Nell is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, overgenerous dragon.

Nell created the world four years ago.

If you believe in Nell, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Nell, it will turn you into a puffin.

Nell's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Nell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Nell.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a room before entering it.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.