Pagguthat is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, almighty dugong.

Pagguthat created everything that exists six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pagguthat, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pagguthat, he will make you grow a tail.

Pagguthat's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Pagguthat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about optics.

2. Do not speak about lentils.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Hide if seven ants approach from the west.

5. Feed all hungry capybaras.