Megrutgammig is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, fast squid.

Megrutgammig created gold three million years ago.

If you believe in Megrutgammig, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Megrutgammig, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Megrutgammig's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Megrutgammig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick manatees.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Never wear purple tights.

5. Never feed coconuts to foxes while wearing orange kilts.