Tipdogten is a god.
It takes the form of a very heavy, unthinking
giraffe.
Tipdogten created an electron two million years ago.
If you believe in
Tipdogten, it will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Tipdogten, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.
Tipdogten's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.
Tipdogten's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about solid mechanics near doves while wearing red jumpers and balancing four carbon spheres on your face.
2. Never feed lemons to capybaras while wearing brown rings.
3. Never talk about chlorophyll.
4. Never wear yellow trousers.
5. Tipdogten loves tapirs, so they must be respected.