Hunpibpib is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, selfish penguin.

Hunpibpib created the solar system five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hunpibpib, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Hunpibpib, it will send you a sign.

Hunpibpib's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Hunpibpib's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from orange bats, for they are unholy.

2. Never talk about dolphins.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Always help porpoises in need.

5. Manatees are unholy and should not be approached.