Loopxinlist is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, dishonest wolf.

Loopxinlist created the world six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Loopxinlist, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Loopxinlist, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Loopxinlist's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Loopxinlist's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if seven mites approach from the west.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.

3. Always wear cyan.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never write about black holes.