Sitquamyat is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, benevolent ferret.

Sitquamyat created the Large Magellanic Cloud six billion years ago.

If you believe in Sitquamyat, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Sitquamyat, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Sitquamyat's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Sitquamyat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill geese.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.