Ligzogcum is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, generous goat.

Ligzogcum created an up quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Ligzogcum, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Ligzogcum, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Ligzogcum's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Ligzogcum's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint near geese.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always obey Ligzogcum's priests.

4. Ligzogcum loves turtles, so they must be respected.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.