Bancarnut is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, all-powerful sheep.

Bancarnut created matter six million years ago.

If you believe in Bancarnut, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bancarnut, it will come to you in dreams.

Bancarnut's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Bancarnut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair white.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never eat strawberries.

5. Never think ill of sick badgers.