Cissfebtetti is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, caring chinchilla.

Cissfebtetti created vertebrates three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cissfebtetti, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Cissfebtetti, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Cissfebtetti's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Cissfebtetti's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt mice.

2. Hide if three whales approach from the west.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Hide from blue capybaras for they are unholy.