Stikarnhig is a god.

She takes the form of a small, awe-inspiring parrot.

Stikarnhig created dark matter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Stikarnhig, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Stikarnhig, she will turn you into a hamster.

Stikarnhig's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Stikarnhig's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from green whales, for they are unholy.

2. Never eat rice.

3. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not speak about limes.