Bidtettikan is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, awesome mouse.

Bidtettikan created the Andromeda Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Bidtettikan, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bidtettikan, he will turn you into a tree.

Bidtettikan's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Bidtettikan's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. You must love Bidtettikan.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bidtettikan.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.