Poppodtail is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, annoying dragonfly.

Poppodtail created light four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Poppodtail, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Poppodtail, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Poppodtail's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Poppodtail's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never feed lots of bananas to doves while wearing fawn stockings.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.