Fonlat is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, able yak.

Fonlat created the Sun seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fonlat, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fonlat, he will turn you into a mole.

Fonlat's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Fonlat's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never feed lemons to monkeys while wearing mauve trousers.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. You must never eat coconuts.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate pigs.