Fossbonsand is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, confident goose.

Fossbonsand created the planet Jupiter three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fossbonsand, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fossbonsand, she will cry a lot.

Fossbonsand's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Fossbonsand's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. You must love Fossbonsand.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fossbonsand.

4. Never sprint near rats.

5. Never eat bark.